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Before realizing I could earn a substandard income as a writer, I ran a bike shop on Manhattan's Upper East Side. Ah, retail. If you've never had a job in retail you really are missing something. What you're missing is exhaustion, discontent, irritable bowel syndrome, bitterness, athletes' foot, free-floating rage, crotch rot, depression, chronic bedwetting, and a powerful urge to tear the eyelids off complete strangers. I was the King of Retail. And it was a good life. Well, it might have been...if not for the customers...and employees. "Heeeere, King."

	Friendly Rejections January 16, 2007; 8 pages There may be nothing more discouraging to the aspiring author than trying to get published. In fact the submission process is... Read more
	You Were Right May 24, 2006 It's so much easier (and far more fun) to see the flaws in others than to examine our own shortcomings. And... Read more
	Punishment May 24, 2006 We need to live with ourselves. So we seek ways to adjust our own moral boundaries when we find ourselves on... Read more
	Philip Waning November 22, 2005; 13 pages My father was more insulated from his emotions than anyone I’ve ever known. If he felt anything at all, it was... Read more
	gas 'n snack October 20, 2005; 30 pages This is a story about insanity. Or maybe it’s really about lust, or vengeance, or perhaps it’s more of a love... Read more
	More Towels: In Between the Notes August 15, 2002; 267 pages One of the four younger brothers of a gifted and very successful jazz pianist, our less exceptional protagonist begins his peculiar... Read more

Grant Jarrett spent the first twenty years of his working life as a professional musician and occasional standup comic, and the six years that followed managing a small business and working on a memoir about life on the road. For the last eight years Mr. Jarrett has made his living as a writer, editor and ghostwriter. In addition to his memoir, More Towels, which was published in 2001, he has written two novels, a collection of short stories and a novella. Mr. Jarrett now lives in New York City.