Remembering Paul Newman, 1925-2008
by Armchair Commentary at 1:30 PM PDT, September 27, 2008
Remembering Paul Newman, 1925-2008
by Armchair Commentary at 1:30 PM PDT, September 27, 2008
Best, Worst Moments of the Emmys
by Armchair Commentary at 2:45 AM PDT, September 22, 2008
If you missed the Emmy Awards, you can see a complete list of winners and nominees here. Meanwhile, here's a rundown of some highlights (and lowlights), along with favorite quotes. Emmy Award Fashion Trends, Best & Worst on the Red Carpet
by Armchair Commentary at 12:45 AM PDT, September 22, 2008
This year's biggest trend: Loose hair, dark strapless gowns Left to Right: America Ferrera, Debra Messing, Tina Fey, Lauren Conrad, Nicollette Sheridan, Kristin Chenoweth Marcia Cross (Elie Saab): Lara Flynn Boyle once showed up to the Worst in show Eva Longoria Parker (Marchesa): Dress too short, neckline ill-fitted, Attacked by a bird before telecast... Kathy Griffin, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Grace Park And finally...
--Ellen Happy Almost-Emmy-Day!
by Armchair Commentary at 5:23 PM PDT, September 19, 2008
Yes, another Emmy blog. What can I say, we get very excited about the Emmy's here - and how could you not? With the red carpet (with Joan Rivers on mute of course), the annoying journalist questions, the surprised winners, the not-so-surprised losers, the fake-tearful speeches, the bad, long speeches (thank you DVR!), the awkward on-stage banter, the political shout-outs (shall we even dare to guess how many this year?), the exhaustive thank you lists to the moms & dads, lawyers, publicists - everyone but the neighbors’ dog (I am waiting for that), the uncomfortable camera pans to the audience showing exes, and most importantly, the chance for someone other than The Sopranos to actually win this year (R.I.P. boys). Oh how I HEART the Emmy’s!
Of course I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to blog about the Emmy’s. But what more can be said at this point? I could go through the nominees and choose my picks based on who gave the best performance and who is the Emmy favorite…blah, blah, blah, but where would be the fun in that? You know what is fun? Ridiculous reasoning for deciding on winners. I mean really, do you think the Academy voters decide on their votes through legitimate reasoning? Doubtful. It’s a lot more entertaining this way, and frankly I think your shot at winning the office Emmy pool is just as good. So, just for fun - here’s my picks for the main categories, and my very not-so-legitimate-reasons:
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series My pick: Rainn Wilson, The Office Why? Did you happen to catch him on CNN (check it out) on the day he got nominated for the Emmy and he took a shot at giving the weather report? Come on - His name is Rainn AND he’s actually good at using the crazy weather green screens?Fate and pure awesomeness = Emmy.
Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series My pick: Vanessa Williams, Ugly Betty Why? I know it’s been years since she was stripped of her Miss America crown, but I doubt a girl ever gets over that. For that she deserves as many Emmy’s as she can get. Lost crown = Emmy.
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series My pick: Michael Emerson, Lost Why? His character is creepy-as-all-hell on Lost.Creepy as-all-hell = Emmy.
Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series My pick: Chandra Wilson, Grey's Anatomy Why? Little known fact - Chandra appeared in one episode of The Cosby Show in 1989. And as we all know the Cosby Show rocked, as does Miranda Bailey. Oh and she’s a Texas native, and you know how it goes - don’t mess with those Texans. Cosby + Texas = Emmy.
Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series My pick: Jon Hamm, Mad Men Why? Jon’s last name is Hamm. Mia Hamm is an awesome soccer player and wins things, so of course it makes sense that Jon will win. Winning last name = Emmy.
Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series My pick: Glenn Close, Damages Why? She’s scary. Fatal Attraction? Cruella De Vil? Scary = Emmy.
Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series My pick: Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock Why? Oh the Baldwin’s. (Insert any number of jokes). There are oh so many incredible reasons really, but I am going to go with the fact that during his “tough” years he voiced 77 episodes of the Kid’s cartoon Thomas the Train. Now that’s good acting. Children’s train = Emmy.
Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series My pick: Christina Applegate, Samantha Who? Why?10 years as Kelly Bundy = (heavy drinking or) Emmy. (I’m thinking Emmy is the better choice).
Outstanding Drama Series My pick: Mad Men Why?: As a woman, what can I say, that title just rings true. Even if the show was crap (which it so is not), I’d give an Emmy just for that title. Oh-so-appropriate title = Emmy.
Outstanding Comedy Series My pick: The Office Why? Yes, we stole it from the Brits, but now millions of American office-workers now think their own offices are normal. Psycho bosses are now looking a little less psycho. So instead of quitting, they stay at their legitimately crazy jobs. Hence, the Office may be the one thing saving the American work force and economy. Um yeah, I think that warrants an Emmy, don’t you? Getting office workers up on Monday mornings = Emmy.
Well those are my picks for the year. What do you think? What are yours?
Happy Almost-Emmy-Day! - Lisanne Greatest Quotes from the Emmy Awards
by Armchair Commentary at 1:21 PM PDT, September 19, 2008
"I feel four feet tall!" -- Michael J. Fox (Family Ties), winner of Lead Actor in a Comedy, 1986 "They can't take away our creativity, our striving for excellence, our joy. Only network executives can do that.'' -- Ellen DeGeneres, hosting the Emmys after Sept. 11, 2001 "This is for all the fat girls!"-- Camryn Manheim (The Practice), winner of Supporting Actress in a Drama, 1998 "[To my husband Parker Stevenson], the man who has given me the big one for the last eight years." -- Kirstie Alley (Cheers), winner of Lead Actress in a Comedy, 1991 "My great triumph is not falling a** over t*t as I came up those stairs." -- Helen Mirren (Elizabeth I), winner of Lead Actress in a Miniseries, 2006 "I feel like I'm 16. And if I wasn't in the middle of a hot flash, I'd believe that." -- S. Epatha Merkeson (Lackawanna Blues), winner of Lead Actress in a TV Movie "There are some days when I myself think I'm overrated. [Pause] But not today.'' -- Meryl Streep (Angels in America), winner of Lead Actress in a Miniseries, 2004 "I LOST TO BARRY MANILOW. I lost to the 'Copacabana!'" - Stephen Colbert, presenting (and lamenting his loss in the TV special category, 2006 "I would like to thank the incomparable William H. Macy, for taking a chunky 22-year-old with a bad perm and glasses and taking me out into a cow pasture and kissing me and making me his wife." -- Felicity Huffman (Desperate Housewives), winner for Lead actress in a Comedy, 2005 "My own mother told me I didn't have a shot in hell of winning." -- Katherine Heigl (Grey's Anatomy), winner of Supporting Actress in a Drama, 2007 "Katherine Heigl's mother said we would win." -- Mike Sweeney (Late Night With Conan O'Brien), Writing for a Variety, Music or Comedy, 2007 "You know, sometimes when we're rolling around the jungle and the mud, and we're hitting each other and stabbing each other and shooting each other and pouring on the blood and turning on the sprinklers, I wonder what it would be like to bake up a sheet of cookies on Wisteria Lane. And get one of their checks." -- Terry O'Quinn (Lost), Supporting Actor in a Drama, 2007 "[I want to thank] our dozens and dozens of viewers." -- Tina Fey (30 Rock), winner for Best Comedy, 2007 -- Ellen Who's Your Favorite Movie President? (Part II: Fictional but Visionary)
by Armchair Commentary at 8:23 AM PDT, September 8, 2008
Martin Sheen as President Jed Bartlett in The West Wing Geena Davis as President MacKenzie Allen in Commander-in-Chief Kevin Kline as Dave/President Bill Mitchell in Dave Michael Douglas as President Andrew Shepherd in The American President Who would you add to compete in this bracket? (Next up: Presidents in Crisis and Presidents of Questionable Character) -- Ellen Celebrity Round-Up - Baby Madness!
by Armchair Commentary at 11:08 AM PDT, August 29, 2008
Are the celebs scared that their gorgeous celeb kids will not have enough other gorgeous celeb kids to date and go to therapy with that they pressure the other celebs to continually keep expanding the insane celeb baby tribe or what? Seriously though, the baby fun continues in Hollywood – Matt Damon, Gwen & Gavin, Jason Lee, and even Ricky Martin all welcomed new babies. The best part of celeb-baby-madness is of course celeb-baby-naming-madness! The most talked about new celeb baby name of late is favorite cute-rocker couple Gwen & Gavin's son Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. Move over Kingston, your little brother just made your name look like the name Bob. However, I think that Jason Lee’s new yet-unnamed girl will likely give him a run for his money, considering that his son's name is Pilot Inspektor. Speaking of "special" celeb baby names, there are some awesome ones out there. Instead of just listing my favorites, I started thinking - we all know these kids are going to end up in the entertainment world, so what is the first movie that comes to mind when you hear their name that they will most likely end up in a re-make of 20 yrs from now? Here's some of my guesses. I's a fun game to play…feel free to add to the list:
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